From the second you get pregnant, your body starts making all sorts of accommodations for the new tenant in your uterus, stretching itself apart from the inside out like some sort of Game of Thrones torture device. Even at just six weeks in, you're suddenly peeing all the time, having hot flashes on the street, and passing out before you get a chance to watch The Bachelor. On paper, pregnancy is awe-inspiring and beautiful. Let's be real: It can straight-up suck. But here's a major upside of these newfound struggles: Your default mode of saying "yes" to all of the things shuts down.
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Why is this almost never discussed? We know about hemorrhoids. We know we could tear down there. We know there are degrees of tearing. But where are the real, down-and-dirty in-the-trenches butthole stories?
Sign up or log in to share. Almost certainly not, but stranger things have happened. In , a girl in South Africa got pregnant from oral sex. She was actually born without a vagina, so it could not have been from vaginal sex. Anyway, she was giving her boyfriend a blowjob and her ex boyfriend walked in on them and attacked her with a knife.